BURGER TUESDAY: A Survival Guide

Look, we tried writing this without getting hungry, and we failed miserably. Our stomachs are currently making noises that sound suspiciously like a cry for help.

So, let’s make a deal: we tell you about dinner, and you promise not to lick your phone screen.

Every Tuesday from 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM, the New Ulm American Legion is turning off the "what's for dinner?" panic and turning on the grills.

The "I Deserve This" Lineup

All baskets come with your choice of French Fries, Tater Tots, Sweet Potato Fries, or Onion Rings (+$2 for the rings, because good things cost a little extra).

• The Classic Hamburger – $8.50 (Simple. Reliable. A crowd-pleaser.)

• Cheeseburger – $9.00 (Because melted cheese fixes everything.)

• CaliBurger – $9.50 (For when you want to feel fancy.)

• Bacon Cheeseburger – $10.00 (Bacon makes it a personality trait.)

• Mushroom Swiss Burger – $10.00 (Umami goodness in every bite.)

• Patty Melt – $10.00 (Rye bread + grilled onions = pure joy.)

• Grilled Chicken – $10.00 (For when you're "being good.")

• Fish Filet – $10.00 (Crispy, golden, perfection.)

PRO TIPS:

• Make it a Double: Add a second patty for just $4.00!

• More Cheese? Twist our arm. Extra slice for $0.75.

Wait, There’s More?!

• Trying to be healthy? Grab a fresh Salad for $6.00. (Your doctor will approve, and your wallet will too.)

• Plot Twist: We also have Egg Rolls! Get 3 for $7.50 because why shouldn't your burger come with an egg roll sidekick?

The absolute best part about all of this? YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK. OR DO DISHES.

Leave the kitchen messy, bring your appetite, and come see us this Tuesday evening! See you at the Legion!