BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//ChamberMaster//Event Calendar 2.0//EN METHOD:PUBLISH X-PUBLISHED-TTL:P3D REFRESH-INTERVAL:P3D CALSCALE:GREGORIAN BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART:20261226T230000Z DTEND:20261227T010000Z X-MICROSOFT-CDO-ALLDAYEVENT:FALSE SUMMARY:Broasted Pork Chops DESCRIPTION:BROASTED PORK CHOPS\n\nPUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT: THE COOKS ARE UNSTABLE\n\nListen up\, beautiful people. Are you ready for a meal so ridiculously good it'll make you question all your life choices up to this point?\n\nMark your calendars\, set a timer\, write it on your forehead: Every LAST Saturday of the month at 5:00 PM\, The New Ulm American Legion is dropping the absolute hammer with our Famous Broasted Pork Chop Dinner.\n\nOh\, we have the goods. We have all the goods.\n\nHere's how the magic breaks down:\n\n\n \n The "I Have Decent Self-Control" Option: 1 gigantic Pork Chop Dinner for $15.00\n \n \n The "I Came Here to Party" Option: 2 whole Pork Chops for $18.75\n \n\n\nMath check: That second chop is basically practically free. That's not just a good deal\; that's an absolute steal.\n\nThe Supporting Cast\n\nWe aren't just chucking meat at you and calling it a day. This masterpiece comes stacked with:\n\n\n \n Mashed Potatoes swimming in glorious Mushroom Gravy\n \n \n Glazed Carrots (so you can pretend you're eating healthy)\n \n \n Marble Rye Bread (to mop up every single drop of your dignity)\n \n\n\nFULL DISCLOSURE: We are currently legally obligated to inform you that our staff has to physically wrestle the kitchen crew just to get the food out of the back. It's a full-contact sport back there. If we don't physically restrain the cooks\, there won't be anything left for you.\n\nDo not let the cooks win. Come down to the Legion\, get fed\, and help us keep the peace! X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:

BROASTED PORK CHOPS

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PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT: THE COOKS ARE UNSTABLE

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Listen up\, beautiful people. Are you ready for a meal so ridiculously good it&rsquo\;ll make you question all your life choices up to this point?

\n\n

Mark your calendars\, set a timer\, write it on your forehead: Every LAST Saturday of the month at 5:00 PM\, The New Ulm American Legion is dropping the absolute hammer with our Famous Broasted Pork Chop Dinner.

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Oh\, we have the goods. We have all the goods.

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Here&rsquo\;s how the magic breaks down:

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\n
The "\;I Have Decent Self-Control"\; Option: 1 gigantic Pork Chop Dinner for $15.00
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The "\;I Came Here to Party"\; Option: 2 whole Pork Chops for $18.75
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Math check: That second chop is basically practically free. That&rsquo\;s not just a good deal\; that&rsquo\;s an absolute steal.

\n\n

The Supporting Cast

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We aren'\;t just chucking meat at you and calling it a day. This masterpiece comes stacked with:

\n\n

\n
Mashed Potatoes swimming in glorious Mushroom Gravy
\n
\n
Glazed Carrots (so you can pretend you&rsquo\;re eating healthy)
\n
\n
Marble Rye Bread (to mop up every single drop of your dignity)
\n

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FULL DISCLOSURE: We are currently legally obligated to inform you that our staff has to physically wrestle the kitchen crew just to get the food out of the back. It&rsquo\;s a full-contact sport back there. If we don&rsquo\;t physically restrain the cooks\, there won'\;t be anything left for you.

\n\n

Do not let the cooks win. Come down to the Legion\, get fed\, and help us keep the peace!

\n LOCATION:New Ulm American Legion 13 S. Minnesota Street UID:e.18.53820 SEQUENCE:3 DTSTAMP:20260803T212654Z URL:https://business.newulm.com/events/details/broasted-pork-chops-12-26-2026-53820 END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR